Friday, May 02, 2014

Bad design: traffic

I'm on a roll with my posts regarding inefficiency and poor web design. Today I'd like to focus on a part of our sidewalk/bus stations that is not well thought out at all.

In 2012 they started construction work on a new building. As a result, they closed the bus stop (heading towards Opera) on our street.  However, this hasn't been the worst of the problems.

The problem with the bus stop for the other direction (heading towards Port de Saint Cloud) is that it is on a rather narrow sidewalk to begin with. It is also directly in front of a Bande Dessine shop and a fruit stand.

So, you have people waiting for the bus in the same space as people trying to go in and out of two shops. This would not be so frustrating if there weren't three major private schools literally 1 building apart of each other on both sides of the street, right near this bus stop.

What makes it more baffling is that there is a large space in front of the post office where cars can park temporarily (delivery spots), that is literally on the next corner and has a HUGE, MASSIVE sidewalk area and 2 benches for people to wait/sit on.

Even in normal times this would make more sense traffic/circulation-wise. But with this deviation for the construction, it frustrates me to no end that they couldn't shift the bus stop 10 feet across the corner.

What adds to the frustration is that, as mentioned above, there are three major private schools within 25 feet of each other. Inherent in this point is the fact that there are hundreds of families typically with a stroller and 2 children holding on to each side and/or rolling by on trotinettes (scooters). These families are all rushing to these schools, or passing them, as we do, to go the public maternelle 10 minutes away. Plus there are cars of people who've dropped their kids off at said schools, merging into the main street.  So there are literally hundreds of people, elderly people and CHILDREN who are at risk of getting pushed into the street as a car or bus is approaching.

(car here is parked illegally.)

Here is a map of the area:

Thursday, May 01, 2014

Chaplin Lunch: Bistrot Linois

After the movie (see post on Chaplin Day...), my son and I tried to find a place to eat. I saw a couscous restaurant across the street and we, under our umbrellas, scooted over. We went inside and as I took note of all the white tablecloths, wine glasses, and silverware I knew I'd have to keep close control of my 4-yr old...

I greeted the owner and asked if we could see the carte (menu). She looked right at me and said, "oh no, the restaurant is full." I guess she meant she already had all reservations for lunch. I asked her if she knew of a brasserie in the quartier (neighborhood) and she said "No."

As I said, "merci" and "au revoir" part of me chuckled thinking she probably just didn't want a 4-yr old in her restaurant.

No matter. We went up the street, with our jackets held tight against us, in the chilly rain to another restaurant on the corner. As I spied another white-tableclothed restaurant with lots of wine glasses I decided our best option was to just get the heck out of this area. We crossed the street again to catch Bus #70 back towards home.

Halfway through our route we stopped at a corner where there were lots of restaurants and a manege (Merry-Go-Round). I asked Simon if he wanted to eat here and then go on the manege. Of course he said yes, thinking only about the menage part of this equation.

We went across the street to a Bistrot Linois. I ordered a poulet roti (roasted chicken) and mashed potatoes, and for Simon a plate of fries and a glass of milk. The order arrived quickly. Simon's fries were of the frozen variety and were hard and tasteless. My purée was, I'm pretty sure, the powdered kind. And my chicken was cold. I wasn't too interested in the puree anyway but I couldn't eat cold chicken. I told the waiter, "I'm sorry but could you please reheat this chicken again? It's cold." He apologized profusely and whisked it away.

Simon and I enjoyed our time chatting and when my dish came back it was piping hot. I'm in a new meal-time regime with my Son and I could tell he wasn't going to finish his fries so we paid the bill and left.

Merry-Go-Round time! In the rain! After two turns, we hopped in a shiny blue Mercedes taxi and made our way over the Grenelle Bridge to see the backside of the Statue of Liberty*, up the hill, and back home.

* The Statue of Liberty faces West, towards her "bigger sister" in good ol' New York City.

A Chaplin Day

Today is a national holiday in France. It's Labor Day. And it is raining. So, since my son is home from school, I looked and found some children's films, and my son got excited about the band-annonce for Le Parfum de la carotte

We quickly moved from lazy-day-in to ready-to-go in a short 1/2 hour. I planned our trajectory on the good ol' RATP website (Paris transport site). We walked to our corner and I scanned the QR code at the bus stop to get the next arrival. 11 minutes. Simon wanted to wait as he amused himself looking at the BDs (band-dessines/graphic novelsin a shop window and fondled pears at the fruit stand. The parents of one of his friends walked by...we chatted and they went on their way. We waited. And waited, and continued to wait. I checked the QR code again. Now 3 minutes. About 5 minutes later the bus lumbered around the corner.

I guess considering it was Labor day, the bus driver didnt want to labor too hard...He inched his way towards us. I've now waited about 20 minutes for the bus and considering we had to catch a 2nd bus (#70 at Radio France) I felt we were never going to make this movie.

We got on the bus. It lumbered forward. We got out at our stop. Eureka. A cash machine. I got some cash. I hailed a taxi but he didn't want to wait for me. We walked to our next bus stop. Saw another cab, hailed it, and it stopped. We arrived at the theater. There were about 50 families standing outside, in the rain, waiting.

The theater was dark and still had the accordion gates closed in front, locked with a bike-lock. Parents were checking their cell phones. No one is talking to each other. No one. The few parents who are checking their phones are not sharing any information with anyone else. After about another 15 minutes  I over-hear a mother explain to another that the website of the theater shows the first film of the day to be Clochette et le fée pirate (Tinkerbell and the Pirate Fairy) at 14h30.  However, the site (the major film listing site in France) lists Le Parfum de la carotte at 11h20. --> -- >

Further down the CinemasChaplin site there is a notice that they have a NEW site:

The text announcing the new site, the image of the new site and the text link of the new URL ARE NOT LINKED. If you click on the new site you get the same page but with more different colored fonts, underlined text and nearly unintelligible mishmash.

You cannot go to the new site unless you highlight the text, copy it and then paste it into a new browser tab. This is not convenient from a mobile phone that is dropping wifi/internet connectivity.

Their phone number is NO WHERE.

[I tried to call them earlier this morning, at home, to see if the theater was even going to be open considering it is a smaller "family-type" theater and not one of the major corporation theaters. I finally gave up on their site and went to I then had to click on a "reveal the phone number" button to finally see the phone number(s) of the theater. I called both numbers. One never answered and the other was a recording saying it is only for Administrative inquiries and School outings. No way to find out if this theater was open in the first place. Or, if I had even noticed the disparity from the two webpages to clarify what is showing when.]

More families are showing up. More parents are questioning whether the theater is going to open at all. After the one mother's announcement that the first film of the day is actually not until 14h30, they start falling away in twos and threes...

I am on the phone with my husband and he is researching all this on the internet from his office in the South. As he is doing this, a man drives up in a black "Cinema Chaplin" van. He races out and apologizes saying his child was sick and his wife...(didn't catch that part)...and he's sorry for the delay but, yes, he will still put on the film for us even at this late hour.

Yea! Our patience, and confusion, paid off!

After about another 10 minutes of this poor man running to set everything up, he unlocked the doors and ran behind the caisse to sell tickets.

We got our tickets and, with about four other families, enjoyed these delightful short animated films.

Classic, precious, French animated films with wonderful stories and music.

Couldn't have been better.